The periodic table of cruet

The table
(With notes on customisation)

Hard choices abounded. No Worcestershire, mint, or A1 sauce: too culturally narrow and brand-specific. While dairy – the yoghurts and cheeses you see in the Med and Middle East – are closer to foods than condiments. So of course it’s open to argument. But I’m pretty sure this trayful would keep all the world’s citizens happy.