"With free texts for life, I’d start a superband"

What the FUCK does the bus ad by some random mobile phone provider MEAN? “With free texts for life, I’d start a superband”??? What the FUCK? How, exactly, does being able to text all day for nothing help you start a superband? And WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUPERBAND ANYWAY? A pop group where all the members wear their underpants outside their trousers?

I mean, if your ambition in life was to be in a band, shouldn’t you start by… I dunno, learning an instrument or something?

This ad can only be seen one way: yet another cringingly inept attempt by a phone company to look cool. I don’t even know which phone company it is, but I ALREADY hate them.