My old fighting technique is unstoppable

Apparently there’s a dispute between the monks of the Shaolin Temple, birthplace of Kung Fu, and the upstart temple Tagou down the road. The Shaolin guys don’t want to take part in competitions, and the Tagou guys say it’s because they’re not good enough. I wouldn’t want to be the Sunday Times reporter charged with investigating that story. “Here’s your next assignment: go to the Shaolin Temple and ask them why they’re turning into a bunch of wusses.