Hmmm, this could mean that higher education is now available to the under-5s, or that an unusual number of undergrads were lackadaisical about contraception during their degrees. Either way, looks like I’m once again getting ‘down with the kids’.
Waving banners, blowing whistles, generally having a wonderful day off from their ultra-safe jobs they can never be sacked from. How very diplomatic. How very courageous. How very self-sacrificing.
What a bunch of UNBELIEVABLY UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.
Do these people realise how good a deal they get? Do they have any fucking idea? And has even one of them bothered to read a newspaper recently? How last Friday, eleven years of New Labour’s appalling mismanagement finally got exposed as the UK economy finally went down the toilet – with a 20% stockmarket fall, real inflation at 4.6% and nothing, nothing whatsoever, left in the Exchequer to pay for it due to New Labour profligacy despite a decade of rising tax take?
I am a member of the hard-pressed private sector middle class, the group that isn’t allowed to complain yet has to PAY for every index-linked pension, every early retirement, every generous severance package the public sector porcines want to suck out of Britain’s competitiveness, their slack-jawed faces bloated by endless years of being sucked up to by Labour’s public-sector-bloating policies that ignore – worse than ignore; give an open-palmed smack in the face to – the real wealth creators.
Rise up, all you who work to actually build the economy rather than suck the lifeblood out of it, for YOU ARE BEING IGNORED.
I’m a private sector worker who’s never made even the slightest demand on the public purse, much less stick my snout ever deeper into it in times of economic pain. AND I AM ANGRY.