The ‘couple’ puds are designed for two consumers in the ABC1 social group. However, there’s something missing from my relationship right now (OH YEAH, IT’S A GIRLFRIEND) so I’m forced to consume an entire pud alone.
I’ve worked out the calorific content of these muthas is approximately equivalent to 60 lengths of the pool, which I did today, so I can ‘afford’ one. Better keep a watch on this though. I mean, some people might just laugh at me.