The Warwick Take-One-for-the-Team Society

A notice has appeared on the Student Union message board: “CHARITY SPEED DATING”. I know what speed dating is – hell, most girls who date me want it to be over as quickly as possible – but for charity?

Perhaps ‘Charity Speed Dating’ is where you agree to date the fat bird with glasses who can’t get a date – i.e. dating as an act of charity. Yes, that must be it.

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