Turkeys not being gobbled

Hmmmmm, I feel for those 159,000 turkeys about to be gassed after an HN51 outbreak. (Well, I don’t really, but it’s fun to personify creatures with brains the size of a pea.) Wonder what the commanding officer in the henhouse said at their last strategy meeting…

“OK lads, gather round. I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, that sneezing trick we pulled in Dec got us off the hook for Christmas. The bad news is, Harry from Coop H, who we’ll henceforth call ‘Mel Gibson’, may have been acting a bit too convincingly…”

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