Nude ballet dancers: watch out for nutcrackers

Even the Royal Ballet is doing it: they’ve got a 2009 calendar out featuring nude ballet dancers, a potent combination. I’m not ordering one though – some of the pics are of the males, which means for six months of the year any visitors to my house will think I’m gay.

Raises a question, though. Is it possible to buy a calendar these days that isn’t nude? Those Women’s Institute ladies have a lot to answer for.